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PostSubject: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:42 pm

So, I couldn't help but notice there lacked a topic for the pure wackiness and silliness of gamer pick-up lines. I thought, "No, this place NEEDS a thread in which to outwit, out-lame, and giggle incessantly at one another!"

Thus, this thread is born.

What's the point, you may ask? Well, being gamers of all shapes, sizes and tastes, surely we can come up with hilarious, ingenious ways to attract the attention of the opposite sex -- all done with puns and innuendos inspired by our favourite games, series, or what have you. This will be a place to such atrocities, discuss them, and overall have fun!

Mods, if this is in the wrong forum, I won't cry if it needs to be moved. Really. I'm a big girl.

Now, with all that out of the way... Fellow gamers! Gather your wits, your brains, and your in-depth knowledge of obscure (but entertaining) references, for you will need them herein!
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:43 pm

for thoes old school players,

"hey baby wanna play with my joystick?"
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:47 pm

Or, perhaps, something like...

"Oh, baby, you can tap my mana any day!"

For the Magic player in everyone. Razz (This coming from someone who's never gotten into Magic, unfortunately. LOL.)
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:57 pm

Dont worry we can make our own magic Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:58 pm

Just remember this is not a locked section so follow this rule:
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4) No sex talk unless its a appropriate topic in a locked section. We have people under the age of 18 using this forum so be respectful.

Also "There's no toadstool here so you must be my princess".
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:06 pm

'I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you'

More of a sweet kind of one, I guess. xD
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:28 pm

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'I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you'

More of a sweet kind of one, I guess. xD

I like it, I totally want to use it lol. "Come over to my place sometime and I'll give you some of my Zombrex"

Boy am I terrible at this lol.
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:29 pm

"look no further, ill always be your final fantasy"
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:03 pm

"Hey there. Nice pants. What's the drop rate on them?" ^_^
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:54 pm

Daigo Sensei wrote:
"Hey there. Nice pants. What's the drop rate on them?" ^_^

Holy mother of god, LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:21 pm

"I can't go on without you -- you're my power-up!"


On another note, the drop rate one is fairly awesome. xD I approve of it so very, very much -- and in fact, I might use it!
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:13 pm

(dressed ina tonberry costume) Wanna doink?
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:21 pm

Got a blue one so I can mana leak those pants?
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:27 am

The firmware on your clothes isn't good, lets go home to me and downgrade your system.

Hidden parts of my body is a secure FTP server, i can give you private access for a night.

Don't worry about not getting onto me, i love FPS.

If your a controller its time to start and select you.

Lets play a role playing game, i promise i'll make sure to cover your Final Fantasy.

(after a break-up): Just because it's game over it doesn't mean that we can't continue!
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:40 pm

Pardon me for being a traditionalist but if it works (and all these below have), WHY mess with it!!!

I am a gamer and a virgin - wanna give me a reason to give up the first by giving up the second!!

I just beat X game - wanna help me celebrate!!! (used more than once over a number of years... okay decades but...)

You look just like Y person from Z game (once again used over... well... decades) NOO really, come to my place and I will prove it!!!

Wanna play MY version of trade a game???! (this one requires some explanation, you trade kills for kisses, kisses for MORE, etc.)

Let's play for who gets on top
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:30 pm

hey baby wanna play with my kupo nut Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:29 am

you must be a player cause you've be controlling all night long.
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:43 am

B4b3 U R0x0r m1 w0r1d!
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:08 am

lol good old Gobot! I was waiting for you to rock out the L337

"Baby I wanna fly into your Omega 4 Mass Relay and never look back!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:00 pm

Walk up to her and whisper in her ear:

"up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start.

How does that sound baby"?
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:46 am

You make me harder than Ninja Gaiden.

*pop out of nowhere* ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! Being so good-looking.

Lets play pokemon, but first I gotta get a peekatchu

Speech check 80% How about going to my place?

Wanna touch my gun?
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:17 pm

"Baby, you're so fine you'd turn Daxter back into a human"
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:15 pm

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/gaming/a282/

(wear this shirt have a sticker of the logo on the shirt, place it on a a female all without saying a word)
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PostSubject: Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Dreadful: Gamer Pick-Up Lines   Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:39 pm

''Hey baby how abouts you and i find an INN. You know what they say ... 15 sedounds Razz''
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