Corrupt a Wish Game

granted you now have an automatic wishing mashine unfortunatly it corrupts your wishes so bad all your wishes make neko lick you.


i wish i knew how to read japanese easier

Granted, but one day it causes you to summon a demon domo that eats your face.

I wish good dreams were never interrupted.

granted , but now all you have is nightmares.

I wish i could bring dreams into reality

Granted, but you're F'd due to the previous wish you granted.

I wish I never had another morning class.

Granted but now all the classes you take are after midnight so you can't party at night

I wish i had a real S.I.R

Congradulation you now have a seriously irritatign rash

Wish i had a 12 inch pianist!

You now have a tiny man that plays the piano, but no one believes you and you are locked up in the loony bin

I wish for the undying loyalty and obedience from everyone on earth.

Granted, but eventually someone is born that is uneffected by your wish and brings on a rebellion that overthrows you.

I wish I had a fancy hat

Wish granted, but tis too big for you!

Wish i had a karma scanner to see if other people have good karma or bad.

Granted but the batteries die after its first use
I wish i could find someone to start a family with

Granted she cost 1,436$ and gets deliverd in 2-3 weeks

Wish i could think of a wish that couldnt be corrupted

granted but you get fed up of what you asked for cause its not funny so you wish to get it reversed!

I wish i could read peoples thoughts!

Granted, but you read too many peoples minds and you have a permanent super migraine.

i wish I owned every comic book

Granted but you have so much comics you need to buy a huge wearhouse whichs makes you poor and you have to sell all your comics.

I wish chobits were real

Granted, one of them becomes sentient and kills you.

I wish college tuition prices were lower

Granted then everybody would be competing far more to get the spots and you dont get in anywhere

I wish i can control space and time perfectly without corruption

Granted, but a you from an alternate timeline who's evil comes and kills you.

I wish my wool hat wasn't so itchy

Granted it burst into flames on your head

I wish i wasnt so demented

I wont grant tht i like you the way you are

I wish wishes dont get corrupted.

wish corrupted! all wished are now corrupted

WIsh i had enough money to buy anything and everything

your wish is corupted due your awesomeness, Please try again later.

I wish i had a magic 8 ball.

Granted, but it breaks while your holding it over your head and you get that blue juice in your eyes.

I wish I was a better writer

Granted but the school you learn at inst acredited so your books are no good.

I wish society wouldnt judge by the way you act.

Granted socitety now all act exactly the same. andn obody has free will.

I wish my DCUO didnt lag out and not let me back in every few days.

granted but you own the internet where the costs of running is too great and you go bankrupt.

i wish i found the girl of my dreams.