3 Word Story

And it caused

Harley to be

Jealous and she

Grabbed her hammer

and slammed him

causing him to

Burst out in

laughter and then

started to bleed

GIANT SILVERBACK GORILLAS

. Meanwhile on Isle

I was there.

I found some

very tasty berries

then I had

a huge rash

that smelled horrible

so I wiped

manta rays over

and that made

it feel better.

The Green Lantern

who is Batman

makes no sense

but money is

Heres what we have to date. enjoy the read. i had my mom laughing.


There was a large raving ogre who liked to NOM nasty toenails and pwn noobs, but one day out of nowhere a 6ft domo pained all black ran aggressively towards a dangling rakk and a dragon and then ensued to eat wild hippopotamus's from the back of his truck. But the whole situation turned to horror when all the flying monkeys contracted head lice and went to Master G's house to grape him. But Master G set off the fire extinguisher and caused subatomic particles to destroy the lice and rip a monkey in two while eating a taco. Meanwhile at the jedi academy preperations were being made for incoming hugs from the big, hard sith lord Darth who had a Chocobot pet, Darthvader and his mini-me, and together they performed wonderful dances, effectively hypnotising half the great and powerful moomba. The chocobo had to Krwee his kupo nut with salt and pepper then munching on some soilent greens then quickly realized he forgot to touch a major big important button that caused the power rangers to violently be torn by a velosoraptor and people rejoyce[d]! Celebrating by throwing large amounts of crying, flailing babies that were named Ed, Edd and Edna. Suddenly there were tv references which were hor[r]bl[e] so domo killed the simise fur-balls who wore a baby elephant shirt covered in light, shimmering diamonds. As bright colored pigs—once again zim had gir make funny little ogres but gir's PIGGGIES They loveded you and then God said to Gir I want BORITOOOOOSSSSSSS and then proceeded [to] make a cake, but as we all know, the cake was a delicious and tasty LIE!!!! Somewhere in ACME Labs, Pinky tr[ied] to take a bazooka and was once again almost successful in taking over the New World Order. Sometimes in life you just got to eat poo to really know the great taste of zombie flesh. Meanwhile at Batman's, in the batcave he was drinking some grapefruit juice then realized it must be pee. He was disgusted then poured it on the batcar. Meanwhile in outerspace Isaac Clark was talking to a Klingon. Worf wanted some skin cream to use on his genitalia coz only to find there was some strange and unusual gorche growth. He then killed himself. Alexander went to the store to buy spell check, but spell is a Microsoft product that told its users to go to hell. Atleast Spell check isn’t as bad as Autocorrect. Meanwhile in the land Vigorously sniff some zombie blood and got a brain to eat with a spork. Meanwhile at Canada’s Wonderland Batman was fighting joker and he yanked on his super bat stick! And it caused Harley to be jealous and she grabbed her hammer and slammed him causing him to burst out into laughter and then started to bleed GIANT SILVERBACK GORILLAS. Meanwhile on Isle I was there I found some very tasty berries then I had a huge rash that smelled horrible so I wiped manta rays over and that made it feel better. The Green Lantern who is Batman makes no sense but money is