Corrupt a Wish Game

Basically, you corrupt a wish. You have to be creative, because that’s the whole point of this C:

How to play:

Say I wrote something like this.
“I wish I could sing”

The other person would write something like this in order to corrupt it.

“Wish granted, you learn how to sing, unfortunately, you sing so much better then before no one knows who you are anymore”

After that, you write your own wish after corrupting someone elses in the same post.
Be imaginative, the wackier it is, the funnier and funner it is.

Have fun.
I’ll start you all off.

I wish that I was insane.

"I wish I was insane"

Your wish is my command, you are now insane! Of course now you drive the world insane, since insanity is now the norm you are officially sane.

I wish Eadger Allen Poe were still alive.

Your wish is granted, Eadger Allen Poe has been brought back to life. But starts feeding on comrades brains starting a world wide zombie apocalypse.


I wish I had useful gadgets implanted into all of my limbs.

Granted, But they implanted all of the gadgets in the one limb you would not want them to install gadgets into making it useless.

I wish i had a +20 sword against taxes

Wish granted, but sadly it was a +20 flaming burst so it burned up your taxes, causing them to never get payed and you falling into foreclosure .


I wish I had a 100000000/day recharging staff of meteor swarm

"I wish I had a 100000000/day recharging staff of meteor swarm Very Happy"

You're wish has been granted, unbeknown to you it is a cursed staff, overcome with OCD you feel you must use all of your staff's charges every day. The constant pounding upon the earth pushes it farther and farther into space. Your frozen body still cursed to cast meteor storm does so thus wreaking havoc upon the universe as you travel by countless worlds.



I wish Horton didn't hear a who.

Wish granted... but all of the whos Horton didn't hear all died a horrible death, and only you know it.

I wish I had a unlimited wishes that could never go wrong!

I wish I had a unlimited wishes that could never go wrong! Granted. Unfortunately, the person granting you those wishes passed.

I wish I was a leprecon unicyclist.

Wish granted but unfortunately they had an expiration date of Jan 1st 2011 and are no longer usable.

I wish i could teleport to different places and get there safe.

Your wish has been granted, you decide to teleport and behold the trip is a success! Wait, what is this, you made it there okay, but you're now fused into a wall. You're teleportation powers no longer work because you're no longer just yourself.


I wish that the sun would go out.

Granted, buteaaaaaaaaGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Did we all die...

I wish face huggers had a muzzle.

Wish granted but your broke and it laid eggs in your ear.

I wish i was able to do what im thinking of right now!

I do usually end up breaking everything...


Your wish has been granted, only the magic genie granted it in the split second you were thinking of nothing, you now can do nothing.



I wish I knew what I wish I knew.

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I wish I knew what I wish I knew.

Wish granted! You now know duplicate of everything you new and you know that twice and more and more! You now know so much your brain exploded. Man.. now wich mod is going to clean this mess

I wish I had a maid.

Wish granted! But your maid is blind.

I wish i was the coolest smiley on the internetz.

Wish granted, but you were over used, and now hated

I wish I was DONE with college

Wish granted! you graduated but for some wishy reason you dont remember the last part of what you suppose to learn, and in fact you dont remember what you did for the past few months since you made the wish. Is .. is that a tattoo? and who is that guy in your bedroom? .. and more importantly,, why is he wearing your thong?

I wish i had a bigger tv.

Wish granted! But its too huge and takes up all the power supply in your house when you turn it on. Therefore it will shut down your power each time you try to use it. Sucks.. huh?

I wish i was a poster.

Granted but she cant speak a single word and shes a robot maid.... (this could work too)

I Wish i had more time in the day!

Wish granted you molecules speed up so fast it seems like everything else is going in slow motion but your aging faster, 1 hour seems like 10 years, and you have to eat so much but theres only so much food in the area, your also moving so fast you caused sonic booms everywhere and destroyed citys.

i wish i had an unlimited supply of coffee

Wish granted, you drank so much coffee that everything appears to slow down and you save tons of people from a raging fire, shortly after you die painfully from caffeine overdose.

I wish for chocolate rain.

Wish granted; however, the chocolate solidifies soon after it hits the ground, sealing doors, windows, manholes, vehicles... and your precious, precious airway.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted! you now have a puppy! that humps more legs then i do and eats you out of hosue and home and he grows and glrows makes clifford the big reg dos look like a chiwawa, and he still wants to hump your leg...


Wish i had a dragon

That's a terrifying puppy. I was actually kind of hoping for a hellhound. >_>

Regardless, thy wish is granted! The dragon, however, is about a foot tall at the shoulder, has no wings, and constantly nips at your heels. Oh, and did I mention it keeps trying to make barbecue out of your shins?

I wish lakes were made of pudding -- chocolate pudding!