Corrupt a Wish Game

Wish granted however every time you chouse a shift the person you ahte working with most ended up on the shift iwth you thus cousing you to louse your job.


I wish that my body did not phisickaly deteriorate with age (look the smae way no wrinkles, fat, loose skin etc)

Demented Puppy wrote:

wish granted.. however the wish became corrupted durign its wish process, paper work may have gotten lost now all wished have become corrupt.

Wish i could chose my own shifts at work

You can now choose your shifts... at the sewage plant you now work at.

I wish this wish wouldnt get granted.

Wish granted ...then ungranted ... then granted... then WARNING INFINE loop! You cause the world to stop spinning and stopping time forever!



Wish i had more business cards!

Granted everything you touch turns to skittles, i mean buisness card. carefull about going to the bathroom!!!

Wish i could choose where the snow fell

Wish granted. The Earth's ecosystem collapses unless you travel around the world causing snow to fall in the necessary places.


I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

wish granted but you become so smart your brain grows to big for your skull and it explodes.

i wish i could fly.

Congradulations you are now in a giant slingshot with a parachute strapped to you. bon voyage!


I wish i had 100 computers taht were up to date

You now have 100 stolen computers

I wish life had a dev console I could access that was Identical to the Source Engine

wish granted.. but it dosnt turn on.. wish teh rank icons were a littel smaller

wish granted, but in doing so you are banned from the forums.

I wish I wasn't broke.

Wish granted... but not you have absolutely no health problems. Your body is now NOT broken!


Wish i had a Stable and secure Oil platform that was safe for everyone and we could use it to become our own country and have all the other Hug a Gamer members who wanted to live there able to live there and game. While having a steady income for the country and a place to give medical treatment and make our own food and where NOTHING bad could happen

Wish granted! liek is perfect, everybody is happy.. then we all get bored because you forgot to pay the internetbill.


Wish i was more creative.

Demented Puppy wrote:

Wish granted! liek is perfect, everybody is happy.. then we all get bored because you forgot to pay the internetbill.


Wish i was more creative.

Wish granted, you've now become so obsessed with creating things, you've sought to create the perfect being, and being unable to do so you go on a mass rampage and take over the grid.

I wish I had a better sword collection.

Wish granted. But the all melted in a fire.

Wish i had more ram!

Wish soooooooo Granted (I have to laugh to myself you made it way to easy)
But instead of getting the computer kind you got yup you guessed it the animals LOL (MUhahahahahahaha) I is so evil

I wish that people would stop complaining when I don't post enough ( you know who you are )

Granted you now have twitter installed in your brain and your everythought is posted now G, i mean teh unames one.. cant complain


i wish i had enouigh time to balance a day of games adn a day of my GF in teh same day!

wish granted. you now have 24h in a day.... you simply nned to learn how to manage your time better


Wish i had duke nuckem forever!

Wish granted some guy named duke got the codes for all nukes int eh world and was dunk and well.. woops..



Wish i had angry birds. (wanan see eth fun you have with this one )

Granted.... So big bird shows up at your house piss drunk. Then makes you his ((AAA......eee..... the children....wont somebody please thing of the children!!!!)) while having ANGRY ((by the goddess ......why wont anyone think of the children!!!!))) with you on your sofa.



Wish i had a way to record the images i came up with in my head.

Wish granted! But durign the concert there is power outage and our sitting way to far to hear anything.


Wish i had my own satellite so i could take pictures from space!

Granted, you just got a picture of someones grandmother putting on her bra.

I wish I was smarter

Granted, you hit your head on the ceiling fan.

I wish I didn't have to worry about money for the rest of my life

Wish granted, the zombie wars start in Halifax and money is now useless.

Wish i had L337 Larping gear!