Corrupt a Wish Game

Your wish is granted, but wait, your water comes from the lake! Now your faucet only drains to hot or cold chocolate pudding. You decide that's okay. You eat it, you bathe in it, you drink it. You are now bigger than your house AND can't get to the chocolate pudding.

I wish I could play the ukulele.

wish granted! but you can only play la cucuracha over and pver again, and when you play you must play for 16 hours a day! for soem reason peopel want to shoot you now


Wish i had a gun

Your wish is granted, I break away from la cucaracha to play "puppy's got a gun" to the tune of "Janie's got a gun" by Aerosmith. Sadly your gun is from 10,000 years in the future and you have absolutely no way of powering it or using it as a weapon and when you try it explodes in your face, but hey it makes a good blunt instrument.


I wish I had an SR 71 Blackbird.

Granted but it turns out its a scale replicat 1:50000


Wish i had a CF-35

Wish granted you now have a tattoo of a CF-35 on your forehead in neon pink that glows in the dark.

wish i could change shape at will.

Wish granted but the only shape you can change into is the shape or a cookie.

...I wish Master G had made a wish that I could corrupt. D:

Granted! he wished he was an oscar mayer weeeiiiiner

You guys can't forget to post up a wish after granting one :p

I wish i was immortal and resistable to injuries and deseases + that i never age after my 25th birthday :3

Granted! you turn to stone!

WIsh i could travel back to the past and into the future!

Wish granted, but u ended up next to hitlers suitcase bomb, and turned into a Nazi zombie

I wish all gamers could have one wish :p

Granted! but teh world is soon overrun with cat-girls.

wish i had some soup.

Granted but it is an orcus tail soup causing you to turn into a dread wraith and your phylectrry being destroyed

I wish I had a play set of beta black lotus (haha only a geek of my level would know this one)

Granted but after you use it the card spontaneously combusted therefore can only be used once.

Wish i was not sick

Wish granted you are no longer sick

However when the bacteria spontaniously left your body and became air born it mutated and quickly became a global pandemick killing millions. Congratulations you have efectively controlled the population by wipping out more than 60.472% of the worlds inhabitants.

I wish that I had the ability to fly an F-16

....granted you now have the abbility to push a start button and let the auto pilot take care of eveything else.

Wish i had more power!

Congradulations! wish granted! you now have more power going to your house, thousands of extention cords from other houses go to yours.. however you get the bill for it all.


Wish i had new lungs

Wich Granted you now have a brand new set of baby lungs, cutting down your oxegen supply thus effectivly killing you slowly through asphixiation. I`m sorry you are now dead.


I wish I had a maid clean my house

Granted cept she cleans your house of the face of the earth...

I wish the world was overrun by cat girls (or at least give me a personal harem)...

Granted theres now a bunch of cat girls with big eats and tails, and no thumbs jsut paws, looking at everythign shiney going "kawaii" =^.^= and your in charge of cleaning there litter.


i wish ff14 didnt suck so bad

Granted but its now called FF16 and is a completely different game.


Wish i had a portable power generator to take with me everywhere.

Your wish is my comand master you now have a fully functional light and portable generator which you can carry anywhere with you, however the little sucker is a gass guzler and only has enough gass in it to run electricity for 10 minutes at a time, soooooo in oreder for it to work you need to have truckloads of disel to run it. Congratulations by running your generator you have now single handedly caoused Canada to be the number one green house emitter int he world, thus causing global worming.
On the plus side just before you trigerede the next ice age you made Canada in to the number one tropical getaway in the world.


I wish I had more sleep and that it was more restfull.

Wish granted, you will have time in either day or night to sleep long and comfortably and wake up more refreshed than you ever have before. But, when you slept you always dream of the deaths of your loved ones dying which come true unless you prevent it when you wake up.


I wish I got more muscular by playing video games.

Granted! your play video games end tour thumbs gain so much muscle they look like popeyes forearms..

wish i knew how to create a black hole.

Wish Granted... BUT when you create your first black hole... It eats you alive, leaving only your shoes behind... and no one remembers your existence.

I wish I had more hugs...