Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted but you eat the pie from the Stephen king movie and your family gets a hold of it.

I wish I had healing powers!

Granted, but you cause everyones white blood cell count to skyrocket and they grow very sick from it.

I wish I had epic piano skills

Granted but you can't afford a nice piano so you buy a keyboard and it didnt come with a plug in. and you have no money for batteries.

I wish my spleen wasnt hurting anymore.

granted, but it has to be taken out in a metal kind of way, like being ripped out with my bare hands.

I wish I personally new Dethklok.

Granted, but they're spellng nazi's like me and they sacrifice you for their needs.

I wish I could control space and time.

Granted, but one day you sneeze and cause the second big band and we all, including you, get wiped out.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Ungrantable. Cake will always be a lie. ALWAYS!

I wish I could have anything I wanted with a single thought!

granted, but one day you think you you're a kitty and lose your ability.

I wish I could go to the Rammstein concert in May!

Granted but instead of getting great seats your stuck on the fence and your binoculars are broken!

I wish my tests would be easier!

granted, but they are so easy that you learn nothing.

I wish the bars didn't close so early.

Granted. but now they cam consume your whole paycheck and now your broke!

I wish parents werent parent like!

granted, but you are then raised by a pack of wolves causing you to never be able to find a female.

i wish i had gone ice skating tonight /pout.

Granted, but you break your leg in four places.

I wish I can play rift right now!

grats! buy you had to buy 6 coppies to get the key to work.


Wish i could casue rifts to other planes of existance.

granted, but you cause such a rift you destroy all video games and systems

I wish i had a chance to dink in Fort Kick @$$ before it melted.

uhhh... I grant grant that wish cause i have no clue what your wishing for..

I wish My body never needed sleep to work

Granted! You have joined the ranks of zombies. Your body can work but you NEVER need sleep!


Wish i was not sick and dint miss out on a bunch of stuff!

Granted but your body starves for more food.

I wish someone would post in the What if game panel.

Granted! but tehy posted what if you did things you didnt do and they follow you around beign your stalker..


Wish i had dragon age 2

granted, but it steals what little soul you have left.

I wish I had an attack pony.

Granted its 3 inches tall and bites ancles.

I wish i won a car.

Granted but its a Pinto!

I wish I got off base sooner!

Granted but you got off base with out permission and spend the next 2 weeks doing GD on your off time

Wish i had more cake!

Granted but its cake your allergic too.

I wish humanity wasnt built surrounding lies!

Wish Granted! But now everyone has self confidence issues cause everyone tell the truth about what they think.