Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted, now instead of lagging every few days, it lags every day.

I wish Shodan, GlaDOS, Skynet, The Machines from the Matrix, The robots from Fallout, and HAL 9000 would team up and overthrow humanity.

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Granted...now the world ended.

I wish I could play the guitar really well

Granted, Metallica forces you to play for them. But the fans don't like the change and Metallica breaks up. Thx alot!

I wish i was a singer in a band. And have an angelic voice

Granted, unfortunately, un like people think you cant hear an angelic voice as it operates at a lower frequency then the human ear, So nobody can hear you ever again!

I wish people had more common sense!

Granted, now people do everything correct and proper. Thanks the world just got boring -.-

I wish I was the best skier in the world

Granted you enter the olympics and you tested positive for steriods

I wish I had a HMD just like "the World" and also that someone would make a proper mmo of .hack!

Granted, now your stuck in .hack and you get ganked by a rogue.

I wish I could open my coffee shop right now

granted you can open it but you have no coffee or anything to sell so nobody shows up

i wish i had a cookie

Granted but its a cookie you didnt know you'ra allergic too!

I wish i got paied more!

Granted but u meet a girl who steals all ur money for porn and now u are broke and begging on the streets sorry.

I wish that i wouldnt have to finish school to be with a guy

Granted but the Doctor finds you and you steal his T.A.R.D.I.S and you accidentally go back in time and screw up the world. This guy doesn't exist anymore!

I wish david tenant didnt die in doctor who!

Granted but he totally ruins the plot...and it gets cancelled mid season...and they lose millions of dollars....

I wish i was prettier

Ungrantable. Your good as your are.

I wish I didnt have to work out to gain muscule mass!

Ungrantable u working out makes girls like u better...epescially when ur all sweaty

I wish i didnt have a bad complexion

Granted. but it takes thousands of dollars to find the right product and you have no moeny to do anything for the whole year!

I wish my book will get published!

Granted! ur book gets published but is knocked off the shelves by another vampire rip off boof that young tweens will wet themselves reading

I wish i knew why i keep wishing for things

Granted! but i can think of a good enough reason!

I wish vampire books werent crowding the shelves at book stores so i can actually get a good book to read.

Granted! but with that happening Werewolves will take over the missing vampire books and u know how many people who love Jacob


I wish that people could choice there own religions and beliefs. And not have parents push u into one especially if they expect u to marry in a church

Granted. The world becomes full of radicals and kill for religion to prove a point!

I wish I could draw perfect anime/manga and promote Hug a gamer with my drawings!

Granted, you become to widely famous a crazed fan reads catcher in the rye and decides to shoot you.

I wish everyone in the world understood gamers.

Granted! Everyone understands gamers and are turn into them whichg leads to a massive sale in video games where riots occur and kill a bunch of people.

I wish school wasnt so difficult

Granted. Now anyone can get into school which causes school to become useless in soceity!

I wish people wouldnt make me tear up!

Granted. Life is without emotion and has turned boring

I wish i remembered what i learned in anatomy

Granted but all you can think about is the reproductive side of anatomy!

I wish i was injected with the compound which gave abilities like that of "heroes"